Heat 2

And it really didn't get much cooler overnight! Wowser, heatwave central!

Heat

How wrong was I yesterday...the mercury hit 32C today, and it was very hot!

Some more ridiculous advertising!

Look at the time!

I hate jet-lag!

Summer?

Everyone is banging on about how nice it was here whilst I was away, no drop of rain at Wimbledon for example, but doesn't look like that here to be honest! Another overcast day in London. Cold it is not, but hoping for something more exciting, sunshine or thunder for example!

Spain

Rightly in the final of the 2010 FIFA World Cup, their ability to retain possession even in the smallest spaces us unreal!
Looks like a great final on Sunday evening, here's hoping it can live up to the billing!

World cup still interests the locals!

Jet-Lag

Means I have been awake since a little after 4.45pm! Will definitely try and stay out to meet with Pablo tonight to get over it!

The World Cup is Orange, as is my drink!

Tour de France

You have to love this test, absolutely brilliant, and today they were racing on the pave! Geraint Thomas made it home in second today, a top, top effort! Wiggins is still not too far off in the overall too!

Home, Sweet Home

I'm back home, or rather in the tube back home! Great 10 days away, a bit tired today and keen for some chillout time today!

Holidays

Off on holiday so all will be retrospective until the 6th July I'm afraid! Keep it real!

One Glove

Holiday tomorrow...

Great stuff, can't wait! Another early morning though sadly!

Packing for holiday, almost certainly will be over the 20kg limit!

Summer dancing for lunchtime entertainment!

Tennis...Bloody Hell!

Http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/tennis/8756240.stm

Greatest day of sport ever

Fact!

Anyone remember this?

I for one do! It will be hilarious if they don't win tomorrow! 3pm,
looking forward to it!

Don't read this!

Haha, what a silly sign! I know what they mean but it's funny
nonetheless!

Nothing

Apologies for no posts for a while, my sore tooth or rather my sore mouth where my tooth once was has made life less than interesting and so I haven't had much to say.

Plus, England were so bad on Friday night in the World Cup even I as a Scot am struggling to find things to say about it!

Yes that one below was my mouth...lacking one tooth that I had when I woke up!

Ow ow ow ow ow

Tooth

Only 3 hours until my mouth goes under the knife...I'm really not
looking forward to it at all!

World Cup?

It's on, so why not get everyone involved in the pub when they go to
the toilet.

Is it legal to have that much fun at the toilet?

Brazil 2 - 1 North Korea

Even the Brazilians couldn’t liven things up that much. Admittedly it was not helped by Korea playing a flat back five, but there you go. Maicon with a did he / didn’t he mean it strike and Elano with a second, latching on to a sumptuous Robinho pass!

Late Korean goal sent no one into raptors! Allegedly North Koreans were not allowed to watch it!

Ivory Coast 0 - 0 Portugal

Very cagey affair with neither team wanting to lose first up. Ronaldo with great shot of the post in first half, Drogba came on in second half with broken arm in plaster controversially.

No winner, No goals!

Slovakia 1 - 1 New Zealand

Apparently the worst technically game so far, but with a 93^rd minute goal surely the most exciting ending so far!

Winston Reid, you’ll eat out on this one for a while!

Italy 1 - 1 Paraguay

Italy very poor, Paraguay tidy.

Poor defence for both goals, from crosses/corners. Italy look unlikely to retain based on this performance, they looked very OLD!

Cameroon 0 - 1 Japan

The first ‘shock’ potentially as Japan, a well organised but limited side beat Cameroon 1-0 today. Cameroon’s manager Paul le Guen made a peculiar decision to play Samuel Eto’o at right-midfield, neutralising his actual strengths. Japan scored a reasonable goal, but it took until the 85^th minute for the Indomitable Lions to actually really start chasing the game. A great result for Japan, now need a point potentially against Denmark to progress!

Netherlands 2 - 0 Denmark

The Dutch started today, without a still not 100% fit Arjun Robben, and also looked quite good, without their flair players really performing that well! Denmark were well organised in defence and it took a hilarious O.G. for the deadlock to be breached. The Danes will be relying on beating the other two sides in this group now!

Germany 4 - 0 Australia

Finally, some goals! A youthful German side took Australia to pieces, albeit helped by a harsh sending off, this time of Tim Cahill of Everton. The Germans, definitely have the most positives at this stage in the tournament!

Ghana 1 - 0 Serbia

Another poorish game. Serbia down to 10 men. Slightly dubious penalty won it!

Algeria 0 - 1 Slovenia

Terrible game, two poor teams. Goal another goal-keeping clanger!

James Cordon and his show...

...too much mate, maybe just hide for a bit!

Really 'Back the Beard' and Ireland are in the World Cup ahead of Cheating France!

He's a knobhead!

England 1 - 1 USA

And so it finally began, after all the hype England played their first match of the World Cup, taking on the USA in Rustenberg. And was all the hype worth it? Well, as end results go, not really, but it was one of the better performances at the World Cup level in years although all the talk is going to surround one mistake in particular!

It couldn't have been a better start for England who lined up 4-4-2. After 4 minutes Captain Steven Gerrard latched onto a 'contoversially' selected Emile Hesky through ball to then prod the ball past Tim Howard in the USA goal to make it 1-0 to England. The perfect start for England and their skipper.

However, England as ever seemed to then take their foot of the pedal, with few clear cut chances in the the rest of the first half, in fact the best chance falling to Jozy Altidore of the US who didn't appear committed to winning a very winnable header in the English half. With 20 minutes gone James Milner who looked unfit was taken off to be replaced by Shaun Wright-Phillips, whose performance only further underlined that leaving Adam Johnson at home was not the correct decision.

With 5 minutes to go before half-time was the moment that changed the game and possibly the course of England's tournament, as Clint Dempsey shot from about 30 yards, a twice bouncing shot skidded off the side of Robert Green's hand and fell into the net.

A horrific mistake that will be talked about for days to come!

My personal favourite jokes so far:

• Robert Green wishes the game was being played at Wembley, at least then he had a chance that the ground would swallow him up; and
• Like Environmentalists have always said, 'It's not easy being Green!'

A Howler, no more no less.

At half-time England changed King for Carragher, a very strange change as Upson must have done something wrong, having partnered John Terry throughout the very successful qualifying period. And Carraghers lack of pace was showed up by Altidore, who probably should have scored again, albeit Green made a good save to atone a bit for his earlier mistake.

The rest of the game saw England pressurise for the majority of the time, with Wright-Phillips and Hesky in particular guilty of fluffing their lines!

In all, England played well, and would have won except for Green and his mistake. I'd stay 4-4-2 the next game, swap Joe Cole on the left, play Upson at Centre half and Hart in goal. Of course Capello knows about £5million a year more than me though!

Argentina 1 - 0 Nigeria

The favourites won and for the first half at least they were very, very good, particularly the way they keep the ball! However, they were less good in the second half and their defense looks vulnerable, particularly to some speed!

A nice 1-0 victory to start will help though, with the goal coming after 6 minutes from former Manchester United player Heinze, see below for celebration run:

The rest of the first half saw some great play from Argentina, with Veron and Mascarano particularly effective. However, a mixture of poor finishing and a stunning display by the Nigerian keeper kept it at 1-0.

The second half was much poorer for quality and was far more open, but no chances were put away. Messi played well, but didn't seem to have the ball run his way. Still a way to go for him though!

Perhaps the biggest question that still needs to be answered is, the man below, a magnificant help or magnificent hindrance.

Argentina, a good start, the first game by a potential winner, but still need a bit more. The should qualify comfortably from their group!

South Korea 2 - 0 Greece

If I were Greek I would riot! That was a very poor performance full of lethargy, lacking in any desire and invention and to be fair outplayed and hustled by a tidy but not exceptional South Korean side. Match Report.

A goal in each half, the first a simple finish from an attacking free-kick near the corner flag (See Photo) and the second a tidy finish from Manchester United's Ji Sung Park following a calamatous Greek defensive error means Korea are the first side to obtain full 3 points from a game.

Definitely not a classic, and hopefully we will see better later today!

France 0 - 0 Uruguay

I missed the game, apparently it was a good one to miss! 10 men Uruguay held firm against a very poor French side.

Let's move on shall we?

South Africa 1 - 1 Mexico

And so it began, after the ubiquitous Opening Ceremony, that did not contain Nelson Mandela after a horrific family accident the night prior to the big kick-off, the host nation took opened the tournament with the first game against Mexico.

I only saw the second half, which contained both goals, but South Africa were seemingly outplayed by Mexico but took the lead with a belting strike. Some naive defending earned Mexico a deserved draw. It was a nice game to start with and we must hope the attacking play continues.

BBC Match Report: Here

It has started...

Retrospective comments to come tomorrow!

A taster of things to come!

He does you know, will be an interesting month!

One sleep

But when I wake up tomorrow it's World Cup time!

Nervous

Dentists here I come...shit!

One day to go

And I'm now officially as excited as a small boy!

Tired and emotional

Yep, I've been drinking and am putting at least £500 down at the dentists tomorrow!

Awesome!

A bit boring

I guess occasionally there are days like this, days when basically not a lot happens! It's weird as today was really boring but when live gets a bit too exciting, it's the boring days that you pine for!
Really the only interesting thing to say about today is that the morning commute was undertaken in very wet weather, the return trip in much nicer clearer skies!

Monty Magic

What about Colin Montgomerie today! See this link for his course record 62 at Sunningdale to qualify for the British Open: http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/mobile/golf/8724586.stm

4 days to go

It's finally the week of the world cup and I am very excited about it, it's missing Scotland and whilst this is dissapointing, it will maybe add to the enjoyment of it, certainly the stress factor has been removed!

England had their final tune up today winning 3-1 against a local South African league team. Most obvious for Capelli is that Wayne Rooney was once again in the headlines making one goal but also picking up a needless booking!

Rio Ferdinand is out and there is still the question of who will play in goal, but aside from a stern first game against the USA, they should qualify comfortably from their group.We sit and wait with high excitement!

Wylsey in Back of the Car!

Sunday Evening

Lovely chilled out day today, enjoyed doing not alot, aside from a trip to Sainsbury's for a weekly shop. Five day week tomorrow!